adam and i went to miami last weekend. it was fun. everyone and their dog speaks spanish there. i wish i spoke spanish. but alas, all i can say is "mi esposo es muerto porque una vaca loca lo comio." which translates into "my husband is dead because a crazy cow ate him." that doesn't get me far. in fact, it gets me no where unless i want to pick up other men, and i don't. now once upon a time, like in college, i did want to pick up men. so Sarah Howie taught me all this sleezy spanish to get guys. like i also used to know how to say "oo the new couch is very comfortable. come sit with me" and i'd say it while patting the couch and winking at a guy. but no good this spanish does me now that i'm married. now i need to learn appropriate spanish like "my husband is hot and better than you" or "this new couch is comfortable but please go away" or "i would like two spoons with that dessert please."
so while we were in miami, we ate at a restraunt called Versialles in little havana. i thought the food was amazing. i want to go to cuba and live there now. but i would have to learn spanish first. and that whole fidel castro thing could be a bit of a bother.
not much else is going on here. i'm really REALLY into collaging right now. it's my new form of relaxation. cutting and gluing. gluing and cutting. it's like an eye candy revolution baby.
so until next time, keep on truckin G.
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